Today

My blog isn't dead and this proves it.

2010-03-15T00:45:00.000+08:00

2010-02-21T17:46:00.001+08:00

Epic return after 3 months of inactivity. Okay maybe not so epic since no one reads my blog.

Oh that makes GT's tag totally obsolete. HAHA. Sorry friend.

2009-11-22T20:24:00.002+08:00

Its so amazing how some people can piss me off over and over again. When I'm not even done being angry with that person, he/she'll piss me off and reset my anger level. Amazing people.

-kthxbai

Kids

2009-11-08T13:33:00.002+08:00

Kids are such amazing conversationalists. I swear. All they know how to say in real life is monosyllabic sentences and online, all they can say are 'idk', 'thanks', 'nvm' and all those internet words that are already defunct among the older youths (note the irony :D ). Seriously, sometimes I can't stand people who use these words that are invented by this unknown thing called the World Wide Web. This applies not just to kids but also those middle-aged adults stuck in mid-life crisis. Good luck and good day to you all. Enlighten please. Know that internet shorts are not, note NOT, cool. Makes you seem like a retard/kid who are unable to hold a proper conversation, both online and offline. That's sad. I'm sorry for this sad truth.

-kthxbai

2009-11-06T23:33:00.000+08:00

The blog is willing but the tagboard is dead.

2009-11-06T23:28:00.001+08:00

Get it done and over with man! No not talking about skool.

2009-11-04T19:32:00.000+08:00

Fuck I'm sick again.

2009-11-03T18:07:00.000+08:00

HAHA super cool.

I did CWO today. It was kinda fun. I liked it. Cause someone wanted to laugh at me, but I finished before anyone saw me.

-kthxbai

(I want to buy Jane Eyre, the Kite Runner, Diary of a Wimpy Kid 4 and tons of other books. Call me Nerdy)

2009-11-01T23:53:00.002+08:00

I love my new bible. Its not even opened yet, but its got so much value. Imy.

2009-11-01T15:44:00.002+08:00

And one more thing. I think that the 24hr notation for time is as misleading, cunning and dishonest as modern dictators. 1307 is usually mistaken as 3.07 pm. Which totally sucks. It quickens your pace as you realise how late it is, when its actually must earlier.

Sorry I had to spam. I'm bored, I've Chinese exam tomorrow and I don't have anything fun to do. Or anyone to talk to cause they're all studying D: Chinese sucks as bad as ants.

2009-11-01T15:36:00.003+08:00

Let today be a treat for all of you. I'm going to post a third post today.

I swear, ants smell. Especially when you kill them. Don't believe me? Go crush one ant with your fingers and smell them afterward. Just need one ant. Don't worry, they won't bite or gore you to death.

...
...
...

Smells wierd right? Ants stinks. Its an indescribable sensation. For those wimps who didn't try it, you're missing out. ;)

Another thing. I hate all insects. Sorry Jon. I hate even ants, cause I have to wash my hands afterward. I don't want my hand smelling like some sensual machine for ants to play with. I don't even want it smelling anything that is able to communicate with ants. Thanks.

-kthxbai

2009-11-01T12:25:00.003+08:00

Oh I remembered! I'll put it as the sucky font before I forget.

Darn I forgot during the time it took me to type that first sentence.

...

...

Oh yeah. I love Power Ballads. Like Forget It by Breaking Benjamin.

I also like Hero of War by Rise Against. You guys really REALLY have to youtube them and really listen to these songs. Its really nice. Not like Jilted John-nice but like.. erm.. nice. Just listen to them.

-kthxbai (deal with the lousy font)

2009-11-01T12:20:00.002+08:00

I is so going to take engineering when I go to university next time.
http://collegeapps.about.com/od/collegerankings/tp/Top-Engineering-Schools.htm its so cool.

And I forgot what I wanted to say. SHIT! Oh I want to buy another Diary of A Wimpy Kid. I have 3 of the 4 now.

I have a huge pimple on my cheek. I tried lots of stuff on it. But it doesn't seem like they're working. It still there.

Let me recall what I wanted to say. Bye!

2009-11-01T11:45:00.000+08:00

Hmm.. let's see. Fuck life? Its so annoying. If only I could live in some ulu place. Like Chrismas Island. Or Easter Island. Then everyday would be a holiday. How cool would that be man. Or maybe I'll live in Germany. I can just die in a high speed crash at 22 years old.

2009-10-24T19:20:00.001+08:00

I found out that I've a follower on this retarded blog. Quite cool.

I need to get a music player for my blog for sharing all the awesome tunes on my iTunes.

-kthxbai

2009-10-22T01:00:00.002+08:00

Jez rialized dat mah blawg iz teh moz retarded awf aww. (Read the sentence using phonetics please)

Endless Love

2009-10-19T23:20:00.003+08:00

1. Put your iTunes/Napster/Zune Player/WinAmp/etc on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag 10 or more friends who might enjoy doing this as well as the person you got it from.

I just feel like doing this. Don't ask me why. Or where I got it from. It just appeared to me ;)

1) If someone says "Is This Okay?", you say?

Somewhere Only We Knew - Keane
[So why don't we go, somewhere only we know]
I hate your decisions on places to go. Shut up. Don't argue.

2) What do you like in a guy/girl?
Smile in your Sleep - Silverstein

Makes me seem like a pervertic stalker (which I am?)

3) How do you feel today?
Paralyzer - Finger Eleven

Wow I like this quiz. At least it answers the questions. And answers them correctly. I was out cold for most of the day today.

4) What is your life purpose?
You Are Not Alone - Michael Jackson

Future Mother Theresa of the Lepers. =.=

5) What is your motto?
Chippie - A Change of Pace

-random screaming-

6) What do your friends think of you?
She's so cold - The Rolling Stones

So now I'm a girl?

7) What do you think of your parents?
The Kill - 30 Seconds to Mars

Man.. I'm scaring myself.

8) What do you think about often?
Decode - Paramore

The lyrics of this song has nothing to do with its title, and my comments on my answer to this question has nothing to do with the question itself.

9) What is 2+2? (I've a feeling this will be epic)
Primadonna - FT Island

What the hell is primadonna?!

...

...

Oh apparently its First Lady in Italian. But it still doesn't become 2 when I subtract 2 from it.

10) What do you think of your best friend?
Amanda - Boston

NAQ

11) What do you think of the person you like?
In Christ Alone - Newsboys

Jesus Christ <3 (That was not an exclamation. Its a sound of praise.)
12) What is your life story?
Flavor of the Weak - American Hi-Fi

The whole song implies that I've a crush on a girl who has a boyfriend and is trying to seduce her from him.

13) What do you want to be when you grow up?
10 Points out of 10 Points - 2PM

Yay an achiever who has a killing streak with a wierd fetish and tons of other traits that don't link up.

14) What do you think when you see the person you like?
Catch your Wave - The Click Five

How appropriate. I seem decent for once.

15) What do your parents think of you?
The Fantasy - 30 Seconds to Mars

I'm their fantasy! And yet I want to kill them! I'm such a psychopath.

Uh wait..

(I am a machine
No longer living, just a shell of what I dreamed
Do you live, do you die, do you bleed
For the fantasy In your mind, through your eyes, do you see It's the fantasy

This is such an emo song. Maybe they want to kill me too..

16) What will you dance to at your wedding?
I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing - Aerosmith

(I could stay awake just to hear your breathing
Watch you smile while you are sleeping)
I like! (this quiz)

17) What will they play at your funeral? (I'm hoping Sexy Naughty Bitchy by Tata Young, seriously)
Hit That - The Offspring

Such a bouncy song. But still I'm disappointed. Why won't people grant me my death wish man.

18) What is your hobby/interest?
Canon Groove - AuditionSEA

But I hate audition. Maybe I'll like photography next time.

19) What do you think of your friends?
Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For - U2

Oh man! I don't mean that! My friends are perfect. You, Mr Quiz, are not. So you're not in a position to talk.

20) What's the worst thing that could happen?
Homecoming - Hey Monday

So not joining homecoming next year. I'll probably die or something. AH AJ will collapse. I knew it. I was kinda expecting it anyway.

[Homecoming, I'm coming, I'm coming back]
You shut up. I am so not.

21) How will you die?
That's not my name - The Ting Tings

As an anonymous? How depressing

22) What is the one thing you regret?
Around the Bend - The Asteroids Galaxy Tour

[You'll feel the need
There's no way to return]
I can't make up for my mistakes? D:

Haha there's a part where she songs 'Take a prune Let it be your out-go'

23) What makes you laugh?
Where is My Mind - Placebo

I lost my marbles. HAHAHAHAHAH.

24) What makes you cry?
Wannabe - Spice Girls

I guess what makes me cry is when my lover leaves me because I set too high an expectation for him/her. (I don't want to copy the whole lyrics on this. Cause the whole song is just basically setting high expectations.)

25) Will you ever get married?
Light My Fire - the Doors

[And our love becomes a funeral pyre]
Yes I guess. A depressing marriage.

26) What scares you the most?
My Best Friend's Hot - the Dollyrots

Thinking that Jesus is hot is so wrong and un-Holy.

27) What is your biggest secret?
My Heroine - Silverstein

Yay I have Shadowcat (Ellen Page) watching over me. She's cute.

28) What hurts right now?
Hey Ho Let's Go - the Ramones

Please no. I want to rest my wound.

29) If you could go back in time, what would you change?
Fortunate Son - Creedence Clearwater Revival

Yeah I want to be born rich and goodlooking and smart and others.

30) What will you post this as?
Endless Love - Luther Vandross & Mariah Carey

Gosh my post title is sounding so emotional (which I hate)

2009-10-19T13:15:00.001+08:00

I wanted to write lots of things today, but I forgot all of them.

2009-10-17T01:12:00.000+08:00

Watching war movies always makes me feel like dying in a war, or dying generally.

2009-10-16T20:47:00.005+08:00

Okay here're the photos great greedy guts.

So nice right. Please notice the guy in white.

I'm such an incorrigible narcissist.

And I've also some videos for y'all. One of them is dedicated to one of my friends.

That last one is for Clarise. :D Hope y'all enjoyed yourselves with the amazing videos. Good day! (no kthxbai this time cause I feel like it. Cannot is it!)

2009-10-16T19:43:00.002+08:00

So I won't retain. Yay.

I saw 2 Maserati GranTurismos the other day. Both are silver. I ain't bovvered though. I'd rather have a Mitsubishi Evolution VIII. Then I can bring stuff home from Ikea when I do go there to buy stuff.

And the J2s left today. Nostalgia man nostalgia. 'sif. Hardly know them.

-kthxbai!

P.S I'll post a nice photo I came across just now.

Pets and Pests D:

2009-10-12T01:54:00.000+08:00

I saw a small dog without a tail just now.

I also saw a brown beetle in the bathroom when I was bathing. It was brown and big and shiny and big and brown. It scared the crap out of me and I changed bathroom.

2009-10-11T02:50:00.006+08:00

Hello misters and missusus!

First, let me start of with a video.

So prettaye ! KAWAII NEHS. (I'm using Jap here cause I don't know what's 'cute' in Korean. So sorreh guys! (and gals)) HA CHECK OUT THE DOUBLE BRACKETS.

Oh yah. We didn't see the tranny today and since I've said in my previous post that I'll post the next time I see a tranny, I shall break that rule since I love you all so much and have decided to quench your thirst for me and blog. Just kidding!

So today I went to 2 places! First I went to church! Which was really inspiring. Pastor Shirley said that for a community to succeed, it must first be bonded and not have conflicts (cornflakes). Yup. So we should love our classmates, CG mates, schoolmates (SHM) and stuff.

Then I went to meet my friends (GT, JO, CK, Ervin (who went home before I came), WK, Nich, and... ZW! ZW's new hairstyle is nice. Really.

Hanazawa Rui! Darn cool.

Yessum Nome Ain't. TKAM rocks!

Back to topic. I met my friends at Bugis when ZW shouted my name in the middle of the crowd. Now everyone knows who I am. Kewl! After hanging around in MOF eating ice cream (I didn't eat. Saving money and also working towards looking like Rui), we decided to walk to the Flyer for Popeyes. On the way, I saw a Lambo Murc, a Ferrari 360, 3 Cayennes, 2 Carreras, 1 Z4, 1 X6, 1 S2000, 2 didn't-see and tons of SLKs. Almost died again. I'm SICK of dying. (haha reminds me of the DAMN in my phone.)

Oh so we went to Popeyes (sorry Sandra) where I didn't eat alot. After eating, the guys went into the rainforest. We almost got killed by a tribe and a giant wasp. (cua tio!) Then after the girls were done going to the toilet, we met at The Store and More and went to.. Shit I forgot. Oh went to the Esplanade, where we saw stars on trees, an elegant angmoh lady, and throngs of people coming out of nowhere. I was curious with the volume of traffic, so I asked ZW and Jo.

(Totally inaccurate but credible transciption)
Me: Why are there so many people?
ZW: *ignores:
Jo: should be coming out of some theatre.
Me: But they're dressed so uglily!
Jo and ZW: You think you wear very nice meh!

I'm so hurt.

Then we walked the usual route towards City Hall, which was rather uneventful except that Nich's feet wasn't painful. (GT and ZW were quite shocked about that. Cruel people. D:)

Okay then we reached City Hall, where WK went home cause he lives along the Green Line. GT, ZW and Nich decided to take the Green Line towards the West cause its faster, so we let them go. Then Jo, CK and me went to the Red Line platform to Marina Bay cause there won't be any people. So we took the train to Marina Bay, where I snapped a shot of random people. Damn paisey. Got flash. =.=

On the train ride, we began gossiping about random people. One of them is a woman wearing a polo tee and no bra, so you can see the nipple on her saggy bewbs. Another is a handsome guy with red eyes. Pon too much la. That's why one should never pon school, right Clarise?!

SHM is still nice.

Oh then when I reached home, I found Pierre in my fridge. I didn't know it was non-alcoholic, so I took a sip and found out that its sparkling mineral water. I feel bimbotic now. HAHAHAHAHA.

Clarise took a nice photo. Show you.

So P-ing cool.

Look at this beng wannabe.

-kthxbai!

2009-10-10T01:17:00.003+08:00

Physics was a joke. Its meant to be a genocide of AJCians. Turns out, the genocide failed and the perpetrators were massacred instead.

The teachers are all liars. I shouldn't ever believe them anymore. They said math would be easy, and it was difficult. They said physics will have alot of explanation, and in the end its like MYE. Conspirators.

OH after physics was damn eventful.

We went to Sakura in Somerset and I saw a Gallardo zoom past. Gosh I almost died from the vibrations caused by the V10 engine. After all the vibrations caused by anything more than V8 will result in resonance in my body and I'll explode. F physics.

Then eat eat eat. Its like seoul garden, except I'm not with my old class but my new one. And there's green tea. Seoul garden lacks green tea. I almost died eating again. I should buy some lives from the General Store. Keep dying.

After eating, I saw 2 SLKs, 1 GTR, 1 Cayenne and 1 Carrera RS. Oh I also saw an ambulance. I don't know how much power it has though.

Then we walk walk walk. Walk until Wisma Atria (funny name. People trying to act cool as usual. Like the Dom in my old class. Annoying piece of shit). Then we saw an old acquaintance. I don't think I've told you this before (I'm sorry!), but a few months ago, after we sang K at AMK, we saw this tranny outside the building apparently waiting for us, cause when we're at the platform waiting for the train, we saw her (him?) right at our tails, though we aren't dogs. Anyway we shook her off at Somerset. I think it was then that she became sad and later crazy.

Anyway we saw her (him?) outside a bar at Wisma Atria. There was a band playing and she was dancing on the streets outside the bar. She had attracted quite a large crowd. I don't think she noticed the attention she was recieving. Once she danced towards 2 young ladies in the crowd. They ran away laughing. I think she should just go to Singapore Idol if she wants to perform. Man what an AA battery.

It was scary man. Spoil my childhood.

Going to church tomorrow.

Oh rabies is scary also. I was readin To Kill a Mockingbird. And Lee wrote one chapter dedicated to a dog called Tim Robinson who was infected with rabies. Its 'gone lopsided', as Jem Finch put it. The description itself was enough to kill me. I wonder what the effect will be on GT. It'll be so interesting to find out. Anyway Atticus killed it, so I know I won't have to worry about him. Not that that's reassuring.

-kthxbai

2009-10-09T11:11:00.002+08:00

So.. Math was difficult, Chem was difficult, what more?

A few days ago, (or is it a few weeks ago? who cares. Time is irrelevant in Life as we're all going to die anyway. School is irrelevant too. If you're tired of school you can always quit! Although the anti-smokes committee would disagree with me. Annoying pessimists.) I said that I did terribly in a math test and its because I didn't prepare well for it. Well guess what? I FUCKIN PREPARED FOR THIS MATH TEST, AND I STILL DID BADLY. WHAT THE FERRARI MAN.

I don't want to be part of orientation next year. The orientation programmes are such a drag. I almost died.

-kthxbai (haven't typed this in a long time. The feeling is almost nostalgic. Oh and SHM is such a difficult chapter. I may or may not be referring to the physics test later on.)

2009-09-27T17:26:00.004+08:00

Check this song out. Don't freeze up girl!

Its called Strip by Adam and the Ants. You should know that by now I guess..

2009-09-26T16:45:00.006+08:00

Hey Sirs and Ladies, Knights and Dames.

Its 9 more days to promos and 14 more days to end of it. Then I can play patapon and gta 4 and mousehunt without my beloved friends' nagging. Yeahhh.

On a brighter note..

I am pissed off with preteen girls (and some guys. I don't even know if they're called 'guys' or 'retarded fuckers'. So annoying and retarded). These abomination of Man anticipate being a teenager so badly just because they think its cool. They think that being a teenager means having a relationship in a highschool American corridor and having a snog in a convertible on top of a hill. Why the hell would a girl go with a guy to a hill? That is just too stupid and naive and not to mention stupid. This mindless stupidity is reason for the rise in crime rates with preteen and teenage girls as victims now.

Being a teenager is not that shallow lifestyle that they think they're going to lead. It does not mean HSM-like lifestyles with people like Zac Efron in their schools. What, every guy = Zac Efron and every girl = Vanessa Hudgens? That is just fucked up. Do they think that teenagers are all same and equal? Obviously not , or I wouldn't be revealing these facts about their retardedness would I? (Please preteengirls, don't answer that question. It won't make you look cool nor would it make you look teenager. Its a rhetorical question. Look it up). Teenage life is not = snogging in flashy car, cool clothes, lots of friends, phone talks, homework, pop songs, love flings, boys, girls, sex, annoying parents, latest trends, and whatever. Please be unique. Nothing defines you. You define something.

Think about it morons.

Oh I also hate hypocrites. Thanks. (I hate people with no character more. So don't be sad hypocrites.)

Like, whatever.

(When I was writing this fact of Life, sometimes I wonder if I should refer to the preteen retards as 'you' or 'they. I think 'you' would be appropriate and accurate. Nah just kidding. Those people won't understand what I wrote, so it'll be pointless to use 'you'. And why would I criticize you, my beloved reader and friend.)

-kthxbai

2009-09-21T19:27:00.001+08:00

I wonder what I should blog about. Hmm..

2009-09-21T17:42:00.001+08:00

Inadequacy is a bitch.

2009-09-20T19:48:00.003+08:00

I guess we're all meant to be wierd and disrespectful and whatever negative adjectives you can put here since voices of nations are all like that. I hate voices of nations or the generation or whatever. I wish they would die.

Feedback?

2009-09-12T22:00:00.000+08:00

I've been recieving feedback that the feedback I posted in an earlier post was fabricated. It wasn't. This, sir, IS fabricated.

2009-09-12T21:54:00.001+08:00

Yay my aunt just gave me $22 for my birthday. I'm not poor anymore. Okay maybe I am. But less poor. Not. Note. NOT more rich.

I'm hungry. And its so fucking hot now. Its keeling me.

Being a guy currently rocks. A guy can be allowed to take off his shirt and bare his torso (without giving a damn whether it looks nice or not) and let the non-existent wind cool him down. A girl can't do this. I feel sorry for them (the females). I really do.

-kthxbai (almost forgot to put this in)

2009-09-12T10:05:00.000+08:00

My 2 favourite books are I Can't Tell You and Catcher In The Rye.

2009-09-11T12:49:00.000+08:00

Hello

I think my room is some magical smell generating machine. Yesterday it smell like poop. Today it smells like thinner. Hmm.

-kthxbai

2009-09-11T00:12:00.002+08:00

Hello

Guys should always keep their hands off other guys' junks as they already have their own.

I bought GTA 4 today. It extremely cheap. $33 only. Such a steal. Apparently its packaged in China, thus the Chinese characters on the box. I only hope the guy wasn't lying when he said the gameplay is in English. If only I have the game with me.

I went to Comex today and saw an Indian wannabe. Hmm interesting.

Oh I managed to convince my mom to get my bro a laptop using purely economics concepts. Loveleh. Ideas always work with substantiation.

Oh we also saw blackie at Suntec. Cool. Such a coincidence. We saw some sharks too.

If only you were there.

-kthxbai

2009-09-10T03:42:00.003+08:00

I'm such a wannabe. :D Wannabe is yum?

No of course not. That was such a stupid thing to say. I should know better than that.

Wannabe is good.

2009-09-10T02:49:00.006+08:00

I feel horrible. I asked someone to do me a favour just now and she did, but I didn't thank her.

2009-09-10T02:44:00.000+08:00

Salt + Wound = A retarded bugger.

And I can't arial again.

2009-09-10T01:00:00.004+08:00

Hello Harlow!

Notice the font? Its arial. And if its arial, what does it mean? It means my font wont be so fucking ugly anymore! WOOHOO!

Today I saw a ghost for the second time in my life. First was long ago when I was practicing piano, then I saw a white sheet in the reflection in the wood. Scared the shit out of me. Not literally.

Today in Republic Polytechnic (RP), after the library closed, we found these tables outside the library, so we pushed them together and sat down. One of them had some juice stains on them, but they've got nothing to do with the story. Okay out of nowhere a young primary school girl wearing school uniform appeared. School holidays with a primary school kid wearing school uniform? Unlikely. Primary school kids are too lazy to go back to school during the holidays.

Anyway she started making alot of noise and disturbing us and another inferior lot near us. The inferior lot wanted to hit her, but we, who are smarter, knew that she was a ghost so we didn't annoy her that much. KH tried to talk to her but she was in her own world. Literally.

Then after awhile, she got bored and went out (without opening the door, according to ZW). Then she came back in by opening the door and we knew she was faking. OMG and I said some mean things about her. I'm dead man.

Awhile more later, her parents got reunited with her and the reconciliation was kind of solemn. We didn't dare to say much in case we offended them. We were all spooked and were staining our pants by then. Not literally. So we quickly left. (not really) We took our time.

Oh I saw a girl who looks like Joann, a girl who looks like GT and a girl who looks like LW too. SCAREH.

YK says he has a ghost story for me tomorrow. YAY ttm.

I want to be a ghost. I want to die.

-kthxbai

Experience of my life.. Again!

2009-09-08T17:23:00.004+08:00

Hello guys and guys (Yes I meant gays. It was so subtle man!) and gals!

Anyway today I had school and after school (at which I slept for a whole physics lesson and showed my beloved friends a preview of my performance at National Day Celebrations in AJ next year), we went to pizza hut to eat. E**** didn't dare to drink a cocktail I made. And he also found a stray piece of glass in his bag. That glass pissed him off, though she didn't know it. Such low EQ. Anyway she pissed him off, so he gave her to me. After YK and WK played with it, another -K took it for himself. Yes me! Shh!! oh btw I didn't know what that last -K (TK) was doing, so yah.

OH YAH I REMEMBER NOW. TK was saying hello to to air, and the stranger thought she was popular and people wants to say hello to her randomly, so she turned around. BHB!

AND AND. GT did some sick action with her fingers and going 'chop!'! HA FUNNY SHIT! AND MUCH MORE which I won't be posting today. Sorreh man. I'm too lazy and I don't care and I forgot what they are.

Anyway yah I took it and we walked to AMK Hub. Along the 6000 mile long hike to the rendezvous, I decided to have fun with her.

So I used my finger to tease her, and she felt hard and long. After a while and a little more teasing, she decided to penetrate me. That was then that I bled. It was enjoyable. And I don't know why I bled cause I got penetrated by something else before (a penknife). Yup first experience by glass, second by randomness.

I guess this is the second post about my life. FML!

-kthxbai

But Soft!

2009-09-06T16:59:00.002+08:00

20TH POST! WOOHOO!!

But soft.. So inspirational. OMG I can't believe I had trouble spelling inspirational. Then again, I can bet no one can type that smoothly. TRY AND BEAT ME.

Okay anyway, today I'll be talking about literature. I've reason to think Shakespeare was a sick pervert. I don't care if he's a member of the dead poet society. (Get it?) I don't care if he's a famous playwright (or playwrong?). But 'but soft' seems to refer to Romeo's d*** when he was trying to seduce Juliet. I think he was trying to get her to turn him on. Sick-o!

I want to learn to kill a mockingbird and.. forget it. I don't want to talk about literature anymore.

Feedback!
"i like the straightforward-ness and the i-don't-give-a-damn-shit-about-how-you-feel-after-reading-this-so-go-and-cry-at-corner-like-a-loser-for-all-i-care LOL"

There shan't be any feedback for the feedback. It just doesn't make sense. If you think it makes sense, then good for you.

Okay now I shall talk about a topic on the other end of the spectrum: Pseudo-NeighborhoodSchoolKid.

Yes I know I was and is still from a so-called elite school, but I hate it! I want to go to some neighborhood school and learn jumpstyle and locking and popping and shuffle and breaking and tektonic and beatboxing and fighting and sex and smoking and drinking. Okay maybe not the last tree, but you get the point.

I want to not be so smart! And now I want to live in the north. North people rocks. I know I'm going to get lost of praises and 'Amen's and 'Hallelujah's for this. Yes thanks in advance y'all!

-kthxbai

2009-09-03T22:53:00.001+08:00

Okay! So I haven't blogged in a long time, but who gives a damn right?

This sentence is for Clarise since she wants me to blog about her. Haha such a bivalve.

Anyway I failed terribly in my math test, but I wasn't prepared (as usual) so its not counted. Literally.

And also I want like 359i86905 more new cars since the last time I blogged. No idea how the i got there. It doesn't want to move.

Oh! I'm going to church this saturday. YHope. Its better than my previous one. By about.. lemme count..

-waits-

-buys a car and has sex with it-

-waits again-

okay by about 365 miles. That's how bad my old church is. Or how good my new church is. Whichever makes you happy okay?

Well that's all. Goodbye.

-kthxbai (I said bye twice)

2009-08-05T22:00:00.001+08:00

Hello Humans and Shufen and Joann.

For the humans, welcome. Today I'm blogging people Shufen and Johnny asked me to (<3).

Actually I've nothing much to say. Except that Toy R'Us and Udders and NTUC Fairprice are places where you can die.

Of abdominal pain due to excessive hilarity.

Other than that, I've nothing to say today. I'm a man of few words. Let the blanks talk. Blanks speak a thousand words.

No idea what this post is doing here. Outcast.

Whatever this post is doing here, have a nice day(s) until the next time I blog!

Until then please miss me.

-kthxbai

2009-07-24T23:22:00.002+08:00

Second post of the day! Something phenomenal just happened that not talking about it just feels criminal!

s**f*** says (11:20 PM):
*did i rtpw xoeewxrlt?

She meant to say 'did i type correctly?'

Irony of the century man. Loveleh!

shufen, I censored your name. So chillax!

-kthxbai

2009-07-24T20:36:00.002+08:00

Hey there people!

So I haven't posted anything for a millennium. Okay maybe not so long. 19 days. 19 is a nice number. Agree with me.

Today I'll talk about something that happened weeks ago. It was during Chem prac, and I was sitting with a Dysfunctional member while doing the calculations. Then another Dysfunctional came over and told us that he could make the burette pass through the table.

So we just kept quiet while he proceeded with his magic trick. He swung the burette down and the tip of the burette hit the edge of the table and broke.

The 3 of us stared at each other and the Dysfunctional beside me started laughing like a retard. But we kept quiet and the other Dysfunctional just quickly kept the burette. Sneaky fellow. Oh Gangster saw it happen too, but he also didn't say anything.

Oh Not Bathing is the new cool. Learning to drag msn drawing and send them to people is even cooler.

-kthxbai

Shagged. No not shagged. Tired.

2009-07-05T00:44:00.002+08:00

Hello people!

Today, I shall talk about something that happens to lots of people everyday. Its not going crazy or sex. Its having nothing to blog about. Oh yeah, when I started my blog, I said I would blog everyday. But I've since neglected it. Cause this blog is now fully fledged. Maybe not.. I'm still using this skin.

Hello shufen.

I like Sugar Sugar by the Archies. Very nice song.
-Sugar, ah honey honey
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you.-
So hardcore!!11!eleven!! \m/

Today I scolded a stranger and got stared at by a bunch of dumbfucks. But I shan't bother about either of them.

Erh.. Ok that's all about Having Nothing To Blog. You go crazeh and start typing things like 'So hardcore!!11!eleven!! \m/'. Tarded.

-kthxbai

2009-06-29T01:00:00.001+08:00

Blogging from phone :D
First time. So happy.
Rox my sox man. Really. Even if I fail GP tomorrow I'll still be happy.

No randomness. World news.

2009-06-26T01:17:00.002+08:00

I shall touch on a crisis the world is currently struggling with now today. That is the mutiny of keyboards.

Today I was talking to my classmate SF on msn. I shan't reveal her name for confidentiality purposes. Anyway, I was talking to her and inquiring on whether my senior really ate her shit. So she said "he said I eat your shir', when she meant to say 'he said I ate your shit'.

Later, she wanted to say 'halfway', but her keyboard made her say 'halfeay'. That's too much of a coincidence, so I've concluded the Mutiny of Keyboards. This will make history.

-kthxbai

Quote of the day.

2009-06-19T01:03:00.001+08:00

Nothing will make a driver more faithful to a car than a car that is faithful to its driver.

2009-06-17T21:19:00.003+08:00

I almost forgot about my blog. Can't be helped. I was blogless for 17 years.

Nothing much happened during the past.. 3 days I think, except for gym and the 4-1 class gathering where some people like Joshua Ong are not considered for invitation cause he sucks.

Today at gym, I saw 10 retarded looking guys. They've got huge arms and chests that reminds me of the wooden buckets used to store oil.. Yes, barrels. But when I look down, I see 2 twigs struggling to hold up those top heavy Yetis.. Yes the twigs are their legs. Shock man, shock.

I wonder how those stilts support their overflowing kegs of beer-marinated flesh on top. What makes it worse is that those.. abomination of Man are old. I hate the sight of them.

I hope I don't grow up to be like them, but then again I doubt I'll be hardworking enough to reach that level of disgustingness.

Enough about the gym. I'll be having worse nightmares than when I watched Coming Soon.

About the 4-1 outing.. YEAHH!!! I finally ate at Seoul Garden. Not that its delicious. Its just that I don't belong to the 2% of 13-20 year olds who've never eaten at that place before. Milestone.

-kthxbai

2009-06-14T21:39:00.003+08:00

Hello.

So I went to jog just now at the park. I had the beverage of my life in that span of 40 minutes?

I was jogging along not bothering anyone, maybe except the ones who ran faster than me. Then suddenly a beetle flew onto my lower lip. I tried to use my tongue to flick it off but it stuck onto my tongue. I didn't want to spit it out because it will incur a fine of what, $3000? And I didn't have the financial means to do give the government that much money. I don't even have $95!

Damn I've only got $14 with me now. And I don't have an ATM card. My mom thinks that I'll spend it all in 3 days.

Anyway, I decided to risk the police arresting me in the middle of a park and spit the beetle out. Then I went on a spitting spree because the beetle tasted bitter.

I guess that's why its called a beetle.

Well, yeah that was the beverage of my life. Beetle concentrate. Sweet.. I mean bitter. Epic..

You: Ghastly.
Me: I know.

-kthxbai

2009-06-14T01:11:00.005+08:00

Fine. Pictures. Scary.

At first I took one with my glasses on. But emo people never wear glasses. So I removed them.

Thus,

Panda said that I looked ugly. But I thought it was nice. Matter of opinion.

-kthxbai

Lesson of my life.

2009-06-13T23:14:00.002+08:00

Hello.

Today, I went to my aunt's house for a family gathering. I found some black nail polish on my cousin's study desk. I was curious so I stared at it for a few seconds, but I didn't apply it then, although I badly wanted to look emo.

So I sulked for a few minutes.

After awhile, my cousin (Brenda) came home. So I asked her how long it takes for the polish to peel off. She didn't answer my question, but offered to paint my nails. So I painted the smallest fingernail on each hand. I thought it looked nice.

Then I asked my other cousin (Thomas) whether emo people paint all their fingernails or only 2 of the 10. He said all, so I got Panda to paint all my fingernails.

Boom! Emo time!

I thought it looked perfect, so I took a photo of myself in an emo pose. Shall upload it next time, either here or on facebook.

Then I wiped the nail polish off using a nail polish remover cause I'm afraid of getting scolded by my conservative dad, which made me really sad.

-kthxbai

Phail. Epicly.

2009-06-12T21:07:00.002+08:00

Hello Messieurs and Madames.

I hate my speakers for trying to scare me. I wanted some music, so I opened iTunes. And somehow the speakers' volume was turned all the way up. And I jumped. Retarded. Oh well. No one knows about it.

...

...

Oh shit.

-kthxbai

2009-06-12T00:59:00.001+08:00

I'm hungry.

2009-06-10T20:49:00.007+08:00

Poop man. Now the fingernail on my left index finger is so freaking ugly. So I've decided to go for a medicure with tzekiat. My first medicure! I wonder how it'll be like.

I keep inventing words. I'll write a book on all the words I invented some day when I'm 68 and I've 4 kids and a corporation to provide for me. I swear, I'll be rich by 25. Rich means more than $30k a month. Note thats in Australian dollar, since I'm going to live there next time.

Australians are nice people, and the cars there are unbelievably cheap. 3 Aston Martins, 3 Ferraris, 3 Audis, 3 Koenigsegg, 3 Noble, 3 Rolls-Royce = A motocade! I can maybe feel a bit like an American President then. People will want to snipe me down. I can achieve the fake prophecy of dying at 32 then.

Tears in Heaven by Eric Clapton is a nice song.

-kthxbai

Ticket to ride

2009-06-10T19:00:00.003+08:00

Pissed off.

Cheerio! The title has nothing to do with what I'm about to write. Fooled you! Just kidding. Don't be mad.. D:

Oh I love German engineering, Italian design and tuning and British luxury. Put these 3 together and you will get the perfect coupe/convertible/cabriolet/roadster/SUV/sedan. Poop.

I just discovered a new hobby: biting my fingernails. They're so low in calories that if its any lower, it'll be negative. I wonder if fingernails are nutritious.

My cough is getting annoying. If it doesn't stop, I'll have to do something about it. Like playing nasty pranks on it.

-kthxbai.

Sniff

2009-06-09T20:31:00.000+08:00

I'm sick again! Its like, only 1 week ago that I had the same flu. F my immune system! Down with democracy! Just kidding. I'm in favour of democracy. Kim Jung Il just brings the name of communism down. Loser.

That's all. kthxbai.

2009-06-08T14:48:00.000+08:00

Okay. This is my.. third blog created I think, and the first post I ever wrote. Lovely.

So I'll start by doing what most people who blog never does, by writing about my day.

Today I recieved my first Macdonald's cup. Great achievement. And I still needed someone to remind me to collect it.

I'm having trouble getting the cup out. Poop.

K that's all. Bye Messieurs and Mesdames.

Pictures of you (are pretty). Pictures of me (are hideous).