Blogging from phone :D
First time. So happy.
Rox my sox man. Really. Even if I fail GP tomorrow I'll still be happy.
Friday, June 26, 2009
No randomness. World news.
I shall touch on a crisis the world is currently struggling with now today. That is the mutiny of keyboards.
Today I was talking to my classmate SF on msn. I shan't reveal her name for confidentiality purposes. Anyway, I was talking to her and inquiring on whether my senior really ate her shit. So she said "he said I eat your shir', when she meant to say 'he said I ate your shit'.
Later, she wanted to say 'halfway', but her keyboard made her say 'halfeay'. That's too much of a coincidence, so I've concluded the Mutiny of Keyboards. This will make history.
-kthxbai
Today I was talking to my classmate SF on msn. I shan't reveal her name for confidentiality purposes. Anyway, I was talking to her and inquiring on whether my senior really ate her shit. So she said "he said I eat your shir', when she meant to say 'he said I ate your shit'.
Later, she wanted to say 'halfway', but her keyboard made her say 'halfeay'. That's too much of a coincidence, so I've concluded the Mutiny of Keyboards. This will make history.
-kthxbai
Friday, June 19, 2009
Quote of the day.
Nothing will make a driver more faithful to a car than a car that is faithful to its driver.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
I almost forgot about my blog. Can't be helped. I was blogless for 17 years.
Nothing much happened during the past.. 3 days I think, except for gym and the 4-1 class gathering where some people like Joshua Ong are not considered for invitation cause he sucks.
Today at gym, I saw 10 retarded looking guys. They've got huge arms and chests that reminds me of the wooden buckets used to store oil.. Yes, barrels. But when I look down, I see 2 twigs struggling to hold up those top heavy Yetis.. Yes the twigs are their legs. Shock man, shock.
I wonder how those stilts support their overflowing kegs of beer-marinated flesh on top. What makes it worse is that those.. abomination of Man are old. I hate the sight of them.
I hope I don't grow up to be like them, but then again I doubt I'll be hardworking enough to reach that level of disgustingness.
Enough about the gym. I'll be having worse nightmares than when I watched Coming Soon.
About the 4-1 outing.. YEAHH!!! I finally ate at Seoul Garden. Not that its delicious. Its just that I don't belong to the 2% of 13-20 year olds who've never eaten at that place before. Milestone.
-kthxbai
Nothing much happened during the past.. 3 days I think, except for gym and the 4-1 class gathering where some people like Joshua Ong are not considered for invitation cause he sucks.
Today at gym, I saw 10 retarded looking guys. They've got huge arms and chests that reminds me of the wooden buckets used to store oil.. Yes, barrels. But when I look down, I see 2 twigs struggling to hold up those top heavy Yetis.. Yes the twigs are their legs. Shock man, shock.
I wonder how those stilts support their overflowing kegs of beer-marinated flesh on top. What makes it worse is that those.. abomination of Man are old. I hate the sight of them.
I hope I don't grow up to be like them, but then again I doubt I'll be hardworking enough to reach that level of disgustingness.
Enough about the gym. I'll be having worse nightmares than when I watched Coming Soon.
About the 4-1 outing.. YEAHH!!! I finally ate at Seoul Garden. Not that its delicious. Its just that I don't belong to the 2% of 13-20 year olds who've never eaten at that place before. Milestone.
-kthxbai
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Hello.
So I went to jog just now at the park. I had the beverage of my life in that span of 40 minutes?
I was jogging along not bothering anyone, maybe except the ones who ran faster than me. Then suddenly a beetle flew onto my lower lip. I tried to use my tongue to flick it off but it stuck onto my tongue. I didn't want to spit it out because it will incur a fine of what, $3000? And I didn't have the financial means to do give the government that much money. I don't even have $95!
Damn I've only got $14 with me now. And I don't have an ATM card. My mom thinks that I'll spend it all in 3 days.
Anyway, I decided to risk the police arresting me in the middle of a park and spit the beetle out. Then I went on a spitting spree because the beetle tasted bitter.
I guess that's why its called a beetle.
Well, yeah that was the beverage of my life. Beetle concentrate. Sweet.. I mean bitter. Epic..
You: Ghastly.
Me: I know.
-kthxbai
So I went to jog just now at the park. I had the beverage of my life in that span of 40 minutes?
I was jogging along not bothering anyone, maybe except the ones who ran faster than me. Then suddenly a beetle flew onto my lower lip. I tried to use my tongue to flick it off but it stuck onto my tongue. I didn't want to spit it out because it will incur a fine of what, $3000? And I didn't have the financial means to do give the government that much money. I don't even have $95!
Damn I've only got $14 with me now. And I don't have an ATM card. My mom thinks that I'll spend it all in 3 days.
Anyway, I decided to risk the police arresting me in the middle of a park and spit the beetle out. Then I went on a spitting spree because the beetle tasted bitter.
I guess that's why its called a beetle.
Well, yeah that was the beverage of my life. Beetle concentrate. Sweet.. I mean bitter. Epic..
You: Ghastly.
Me: I know.
-kthxbai
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Lesson of my life.
Hello.
Today, I went to my aunt's house for a family gathering. I found some black nail polish on my cousin's study desk. I was curious so I stared at it for a few seconds, but I didn't apply it then, although I badly wanted to look emo.
So I sulked for a few minutes.
After awhile, my cousin (Brenda) came home. So I asked her how long it takes for the polish to peel off. She didn't answer my question, but offered to paint my nails. So I painted the smallest fingernail on each hand. I thought it looked nice.
Then I asked my other cousin (Thomas) whether emo people paint all their fingernails or only 2 of the 10. He said all, so I got Panda to paint all my fingernails.
Boom! Emo time!
I thought it looked perfect, so I took a photo of myself in an emo pose. Shall upload it next time, either here or on facebook.
Then I wiped the nail polish off using a nail polish remover cause I'm afraid of getting scolded by my conservative dad, which made me really sad.
-kthxbai
Today, I went to my aunt's house for a family gathering. I found some black nail polish on my cousin's study desk. I was curious so I stared at it for a few seconds, but I didn't apply it then, although I badly wanted to look emo.
So I sulked for a few minutes.
After awhile, my cousin (Brenda) came home. So I asked her how long it takes for the polish to peel off. She didn't answer my question, but offered to paint my nails. So I painted the smallest fingernail on each hand. I thought it looked nice.
Then I asked my other cousin (Thomas) whether emo people paint all their fingernails or only 2 of the 10. He said all, so I got Panda to paint all my fingernails.
Boom! Emo time!
I thought it looked perfect, so I took a photo of myself in an emo pose. Shall upload it next time, either here or on facebook.
Then I wiped the nail polish off using a nail polish remover cause I'm afraid of getting scolded by my conservative dad, which made me really sad.
-kthxbai
Friday, June 12, 2009
Phail. Epicly.
Hello Messieurs and Madames.
I hate my speakers for trying to scare me. I wanted some music, so I opened iTunes. And somehow the speakers' volume was turned all the way up. And I jumped. Retarded. Oh well. No one knows about it.
...
...
Oh shit.
-kthxbai
I hate my speakers for trying to scare me. I wanted some music, so I opened iTunes. And somehow the speakers' volume was turned all the way up. And I jumped. Retarded. Oh well. No one knows about it.
...
...
Oh shit.
-kthxbai
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Poop man. Now the fingernail on my left index finger is so freaking ugly. So I've decided to go for a medicure with tzekiat. My first medicure! I wonder how it'll be like.
I keep inventing words. I'll write a book on all the words I invented some day when I'm 68 and I've 4 kids and a corporation to provide for me. I swear, I'll be rich by 25. Rich means more than $30k a month. Note thats in Australian dollar, since I'm going to live there next time.
Australians are nice people, and the cars there are unbelievably cheap. 3 Aston Martins, 3 Ferraris, 3 Audis, 3 Koenigsegg, 3 Noble, 3 Rolls-Royce = A motocade! I can maybe feel a bit like an American President then. People will want to snipe me down. I can achieve the fake prophecy of dying at 32 then.
Tears in Heaven by Eric Clapton is a nice song.
-kthxbai
I keep inventing words. I'll write a book on all the words I invented some day when I'm 68 and I've 4 kids and a corporation to provide for me. I swear, I'll be rich by 25. Rich means more than $30k a month. Note thats in Australian dollar, since I'm going to live there next time.
Australians are nice people, and the cars there are unbelievably cheap. 3 Aston Martins, 3 Ferraris, 3 Audis, 3 Koenigsegg, 3 Noble, 3 Rolls-Royce = A motocade! I can maybe feel a bit like an American President then. People will want to snipe me down. I can achieve the fake prophecy of dying at 32 then.
Tears in Heaven by Eric Clapton is a nice song.
-kthxbai
Ticket to ride
Pissed off.
Cheerio! The title has nothing to do with what I'm about to write. Fooled you! Just kidding. Don't be mad.. D:
Oh I love German engineering, Italian design and tuning and British luxury. Put these 3 together and you will get the perfect coupe/convertible/cabriolet/roadster/SUV/sedan. Poop.
I just discovered a new hobby: biting my fingernails. They're so low in calories that if its any lower, it'll be negative. I wonder if fingernails are nutritious.
My cough is getting annoying. If it doesn't stop, I'll have to do something about it. Like playing nasty pranks on it.
-kthxbai.
Cheerio! The title has nothing to do with what I'm about to write. Fooled you! Just kidding. Don't be mad.. D:
Oh I love German engineering, Italian design and tuning and British luxury. Put these 3 together and you will get the perfect coupe/convertible/cabriolet/roadster/SUV/sedan. Poop.
I just discovered a new hobby: biting my fingernails. They're so low in calories that if its any lower, it'll be negative. I wonder if fingernails are nutritious.
My cough is getting annoying. If it doesn't stop, I'll have to do something about it. Like playing nasty pranks on it.
-kthxbai.
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Sniff
I'm sick again! Its like, only 1 week ago that I had the same flu. F my immune system! Down with democracy! Just kidding. I'm in favour of democracy. Kim Jung Il just brings the name of communism down. Loser.
That's all. kthxbai.
That's all. kthxbai.
Monday, June 8, 2009
Okay. This is my.. third blog created I think, and the first post I ever wrote. Lovely.
So I'll start by doing what most people who blog never does, by writing about my day.
Today I recieved my first Macdonald's cup. Great achievement. And I still needed someone to remind me to collect it.
I'm having trouble getting the cup out. Poop.
K that's all. Bye Messieurs and Mesdames.
Pictures of you (are pretty). Pictures of me (are hideous).
So I'll start by doing what most people who blog never does, by writing about my day.
Today I recieved my first Macdonald's cup. Great achievement. And I still needed someone to remind me to collect it.
I'm having trouble getting the cup out. Poop.
K that's all. Bye Messieurs and Mesdames.
Pictures of you (are pretty). Pictures of me (are hideous).
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