I shall touch on a crisis the world is currently struggling with now today. That is the mutiny of keyboards.
Today I was talking to my classmate SF on msn. I shan't reveal her name for confidentiality purposes. Anyway, I was talking to her and inquiring on whether my senior really ate her shit. So she said "he said I eat your shir', when she meant to say 'he said I ate your shit'.
Later, she wanted to say 'halfway', but her keyboard made her say 'halfeay'. That's too much of a coincidence, so I've concluded the Mutiny of Keyboards. This will make history.
-kthxbai
