Check this song out. Don't freeze up girl!

Its called Strip by Adam and the Ants. You should know that by now I guess..

Hey Sirs and Ladies, Knights and Dames.

Its 9 more days to promos and 14 more days to end of it. Then I can play patapon and gta 4 and mousehunt without my beloved friends' nagging. Yeahhh.

On a brighter note..

I am pissed off with preteen girls (and some guys. I don't even know if they're called 'guys' or 'retarded fuckers'. So annoying and retarded). These abomination of Man anticipate being a teenager so badly just because they think its cool. They think that being a teenager means having a relationship in a highschool American corridor and having a snog in a convertible on top of a hill. Why the hell would a girl go with a guy to a hill? That is just too stupid and naive and not to mention stupid. This mindless stupidity is reason for the rise in crime rates with preteen and teenage girls as victims now.

Being a teenager is not that shallow lifestyle that they think they're going to lead. It does not mean HSM-like lifestyles with people like Zac Efron in their schools. What, every guy = Zac Efron and every girl = Vanessa Hudgens? That is just fucked up. Do they think that teenagers are all same and equal? Obviously not , or I wouldn't be revealing these facts about their retardedness would I? (Please preteengirls, don't answer that question. It won't make you look cool nor would it make you look teenager. Its a rhetorical question. Look it up). Teenage life is not = snogging in flashy car, cool clothes, lots of friends, phone talks, homework, pop songs, love flings, boys, girls, sex, annoying parents, latest trends, and whatever. Please be unique. Nothing defines you. You define something.

Think about it morons.

Oh I also hate hypocrites. Thanks. (I hate people with no character more. So don't be sad hypocrites.)

Like, whatever.

(When I was writing this fact of Life, sometimes I wonder if I should refer to the preteen retards as 'you' or 'they. I think 'you' would be appropriate and accurate. Nah just kidding. Those people won't understand what I wrote, so it'll be pointless to use 'you'. And why would I criticize you, my beloved reader and friend.)

-kthxbai

I wonder what I should blog about. Hmm..

Inadequacy is a bitch.

I guess we're all meant to be wierd and disrespectful and whatever negative adjectives you can put here since voices of nations are all like that. I hate voices of nations or the generation or whatever. I wish they would die.

Feedback?

I've been recieving feedback that the feedback I posted in an earlier post was fabricated. It wasn't. This, sir, IS fabricated.

Yay my aunt just gave me $22 for my birthday. I'm not poor anymore. Okay maybe I am. But less poor. Not. Note. NOT more rich.

I'm hungry. And its so fucking hot now. Its keeling me.

Being a guy currently rocks. A guy can be allowed to take off his shirt and bare his torso (without giving a damn whether it looks nice or not) and let the non-existent wind cool him down. A girl can't do this. I feel sorry for them (the females). I really do.

-kthxbai (almost forgot to put this in)

My 2 favourite books are I Can't Tell You and Catcher In The Rye.

Hello

I think my room is some magical smell generating machine. Yesterday it smell like poop. Today it smells like thinner. Hmm.

-kthxbai

Hello

Guys should always keep their hands off other guys' junks as they already have their own.

I bought GTA 4 today. It extremely cheap. $33 only. Such a steal. Apparently its packaged in China, thus the Chinese characters on the box. I only hope the guy wasn't lying when he said the gameplay is in English. If only I have the game with me.

I went to Comex today and saw an Indian wannabe. Hmm interesting.

Oh I managed to convince my mom to get my bro a laptop using purely economics concepts. Loveleh. Ideas always work with substantiation.

Oh we also saw blackie at Suntec. Cool. Such a coincidence. We saw some sharks too.

If only you were there.

-kthxbai

I'm such a wannabe. :D Wannabe is yum?

No of course not. That was such a stupid thing to say. I should know better than that.

Wannabe is good.

I feel horrible. I asked someone to do me a favour just now and she did, but I didn't thank her.

Salt + Wound = A retarded bugger.

And I can't arial again.

Hello Harlow!

Notice the font? Its arial. And if its arial, what does it mean? It means my font wont be so fucking ugly anymore! WOOHOO!

Today I saw a ghost for the second time in my life. First was long ago when I was practicing piano, then I saw a white sheet in the reflection in the wood. Scared the shit out of me. Not literally.

Today in Republic Polytechnic (RP), after the library closed, we found these tables outside the library, so we pushed them together and sat down. One of them had some juice stains on them, but they've got nothing to do with the story. Okay out of nowhere a young primary school girl wearing school uniform appeared. School holidays with a primary school kid wearing school uniform? Unlikely. Primary school kids are too lazy to go back to school during the holidays.

Anyway she started making alot of noise and disturbing us and another inferior lot near us. The inferior lot wanted to hit her, but we, who are smarter, knew that she was a ghost so we didn't annoy her that much. KH tried to talk to her but she was in her own world. Literally.

Then after awhile, she got bored and went out (without opening the door, according to ZW). Then she came back in by opening the door and we knew she was faking. OMG and I said some mean things about her. I'm dead man.

Awhile more later, her parents got reunited with her and the reconciliation was kind of solemn. We didn't dare to say much in case we offended them. We were all spooked and were staining our pants by then. Not literally. So we quickly left. (not really) We took our time.

Oh I saw a girl who looks like Joann, a girl who looks like GT and a girl who looks like LW too. SCAREH.

YK says he has a ghost story for me tomorrow. YAY ttm.

I want to be a ghost. I want to die.

-kthxbai

Experience of my life.. Again!

Hello guys and guys (Yes I meant gays. It was so subtle man!) and gals!

Anyway today I had school and after school (at which I slept for a whole physics lesson and showed my beloved friends a preview of my performance at National Day Celebrations in AJ next year), we went to pizza hut to eat. E**** didn't dare to drink a cocktail I made. And he also found a stray piece of glass in his bag. That glass pissed him off, though she didn't know it. Such low EQ. Anyway she pissed him off, so he gave her to me. After YK and WK played with it, another -K took it for himself. Yes me! Shh!! oh btw I didn't know what that last -K (TK) was doing, so yah.

OH YAH I REMEMBER NOW. TK was saying hello to to air, and the stranger thought she was popular and people wants to say hello to her randomly, so she turned around. BHB!

AND AND. GT did some sick action with her fingers and going 'chop!'! HA FUNNY SHIT! AND MUCH MORE which I won't be posting today. Sorreh man. I'm too lazy and I don't care and I forgot what they are.

Anyway yah I took it and we walked to AMK Hub. Along the 6000 mile long hike to the rendezvous, I decided to have fun with her.

So I used my finger to tease her, and she felt hard and long. After a while and a little more teasing, she decided to penetrate me. That was then that I bled. It was enjoyable. And I don't know why I bled cause I got penetrated by something else before (a penknife). Yup first experience by glass, second by randomness.

I guess this is the second post about my life. FML!

-kthxbai

But Soft!

20TH POST! WOOHOO!!

But soft.. So inspirational. OMG I can't believe I had trouble spelling inspirational. Then again, I can bet no one can type that smoothly. TRY AND BEAT ME.

Okay anyway, today I'll be talking about literature. I've reason to think Shakespeare was a sick pervert. I don't care if he's a member of the dead poet society. (Get it?) I don't care if he's a famous playwright (or playwrong?). But 'but soft' seems to refer to Romeo's d*** when he was trying to seduce Juliet. I think he was trying to get her to turn him on. Sick-o!

I want to learn to kill a mockingbird and.. forget it. I don't want to talk about literature anymore.

Feedback!
"i like the straightforward-ness and the i-don't-give-a-damn-shit-about-how-you-feel-after-reading-this-so-go-and-cry-at-corner-like-a-loser-for-all-i-care LOL"

There shan't be any feedback for the feedback. It just doesn't make sense. If you think it makes sense, then good for you.

Okay now I shall talk about a topic on the other end of the spectrum: Pseudo-NeighborhoodSchoolKid.

Yes I know I was and is still from a so-called elite school, but I hate it! I want to go to some neighborhood school and learn jumpstyle and locking and popping and shuffle and breaking and tektonic and beatboxing and fighting and sex and smoking and drinking. Okay maybe not the last tree, but you get the point.

I want to not be so smart! And now I want to live in the north. North people rocks. I know I'm going to get lost of praises and 'Amen's and 'Hallelujah's for this. Yes thanks in advance y'all!

-kthxbai

Okay! So I haven't blogged in a long time, but who gives a damn right?

This sentence is for Clarise since she wants me to blog about her. Haha such a bivalve.

Anyway I failed terribly in my math test, but I wasn't prepared (as usual) so its not counted. Literally.

And also I want like 359i86905 more new cars since the last time I blogged. No idea how the i got there. It doesn't want to move.

Oh! I'm going to church this saturday. YHope. Its better than my previous one. By about.. lemme count..

-waits-

-buys a car and has sex with it-

-waits again-

okay by about 365 miles. That's how bad my old church is. Or how good my new church is. Whichever makes you happy okay?

Well that's all. Goodbye.

-kthxbai (I said bye twice)