Hey Sirs and Ladies, Knights and Dames.
Its 9 more days to promos and 14 more days to end of it. Then I can play patapon and gta 4 and mousehunt without my beloved friends' nagging. Yeahhh.
On a brighter note..
I am pissed off with preteen girls (and some guys. I don't even know if they're called 'guys' or 'retarded fuckers'. So annoying and retarded). These abomination of Man anticipate being a teenager so badly just because they think its cool. They think that being a teenager means having a relationship in a highschool American corridor and having a snog in a convertible on top of a hill. Why the hell would a girl go with a guy to a hill? That is just too stupid and naive and not to mention stupid. This mindless stupidity is reason for the rise in crime rates with preteen and teenage girls as victims now.
Being a teenager is not that shallow lifestyle that they think they're going to lead. It does not mean HSM-like lifestyles with people like Zac Efron in their schools. What, every guy = Zac Efron and every girl = Vanessa Hudgens? That is just fucked up. Do they think that teenagers are all same and equal? Obviously not , or I wouldn't be revealing these facts about their retardedness would I? (Please preteengirls, don't answer that question. It won't make you look cool nor would it make you look teenager. Its a rhetorical question. Look it up). Teenage life is not = snogging in flashy car, cool clothes, lots of friends, phone talks, homework, pop songs, love flings, boys, girls, sex, annoying parents, latest trends, and whatever. Please be unique. Nothing defines you. You define something.
Think about it morons.
Oh I also hate hypocrites. Thanks. (I hate people with no character more. So don't be sad hypocrites.)
Like, whatever.
(When I was writing this fact of Life, sometimes I wonder if I should refer to the preteen retards as 'you' or 'they. I think 'you' would be appropriate and accurate. Nah just kidding. Those people won't understand what I wrote, so it'll be pointless to use 'you'. And why would I criticize you, my beloved reader and friend.)
-kthxbai
