Yay my aunt just gave me $22 for my birthday. I'm not poor anymore. Okay maybe I am. But less poor. Not. Note. NOT more rich.

I'm hungry. And its so fucking hot now. Its keeling me.

Being a guy currently rocks. A guy can be allowed to take off his shirt and bare his torso (without giving a damn whether it looks nice or not) and let the non-existent wind cool him down. A girl can't do this. I feel sorry for them (the females). I really do.

-kthxbai (almost forgot to put this in)